What can you say about a guy named Nate? He loves sexual accomplishments, most notably solo. He loves making ridiculous comments. He loves the friendly penis tap. He also loves going all out when it comes to athletics. He claims to have pinched testes numerous times during high school football. He sets screens that lead to bodies flying out of bounds in the Gus Macker, leading to near ejections. And he sacrifices his body diving for balls playing first base in softball. Which can lead to game saving theatrics...along with bodily harm. Tuesday night saw the kid make an incredible diving catch, and a slick, quick snap throw to double off someone at second for a double play. And then a failed attempt to stand. Followed by a barely successful laying down experience. Hat laying over here, glove laying over there. The euphoria of the amazing play had been replaced by the agony of a body in pain. The whimpering quad had become the screaming quad. Hobbling back to the bench, the adulation of the squad was in stark contrast to the jolting ache of his leg.
Was it worth it?
Sugar 12, Voodoo Misfits 8. For a gamer like him, of course it was....
Next week, when the yelps of "Duuuuude, my quad!" begin, it'll be questionable. But the guy is someone you want on your team, by your side, in your corner, in every alleyway of life. Of that, there is no doubt...
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I could say a whole lot more about Nate, but I'll focus on the fact he's probably the most entertaining softball player I've ever watched. also, how about those Macker teams of yesteryear, I was tossed out of at least one game for extending a shoulder on hard picks.. Toilet Bowl Champs 2K3 BABY!
Yeah honestly I didn't think that warranted an ejection. It was probably your bleached hair that did it....
Oh, he deserved to be ejected...so did I probably.
you are a glorious bastard.
we just started our softball season tuesday. its not a pretty sight.
would love to run with you two fools.
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